Being attractive is the most important thing there is!

Well howdy once again my beloved. I'm so sorry to have neglected you for so long. Would some *loving huggles* make up for my absence? And perhaps a *SUPERHUG*? No? You're still mad at me. Oh please don't be mad my dear. You know I love you. You know you're the only one for me. Even though you're being unfaithful to me. That's right I know! I know all about your kinky little affairs, with Enchi and James and Hannah and random people and spam. I saw you with them! I heard what they had to say to you, their messages of love and adoration for you!
But I'm not mad at you, love of all my loves. No, I could never be angry with you. My anger burns against myself for mistreating you, and against all those who tempt you, but I forgive you my darling. I love you despite your flaws, because your flaws are of my own design. You are mine and I am yours and we are intertwined inexplicably, irrevocably interlinked; a piece of me will always be yours to keep and cherish or damage and discard as you or I see fit, and I have a power over you that it is almost impossible to use appropriately. I can control your every word, and the meaning behind it, but apparently even I am not strong enough to keep you from your not-so-secret secret lovers.
Betrayal's a bitch but I'll still be on your side lover.
Yours forever and ever, until death do us part, or until I lose my interest again or forget my password or some such similar circumstance occurs...
Tasha