"EEEEWWWW! Dirty Greebos!"

I was gonna blog yesterday but then I started and then I couldn't be arsed. I feel it is important to warn y'all that this is gonna be fairly random, cause I feel kinda...stream-of-consciousness lately, which has the potential to be cool, but usually isn't. Like now. I feel like having a blog of funny things today.
Anyway. Uh...the funniest thing I can remember about yesterday was maths. I know, maths and funny don't generally go together, but this was an exceptional case. Duh. Firstly, my teacher the Caveman was later than usual, so it was like ten minutes before he showed up, then we were all settling down for another five minutes and then he set us five questions to do, went off on a little speech about how exams are evil (I dunno if that was really what he was on about due to tuning out, but I think that's the general vibe of it) and then I answered the first two questions...then the rest were too confusing. But then the Caveman buggered off somewhere, so I sat listening to the Chavs talking about "Dirty Greebos" (they're so civilized...well I guess we do call them Chav Scum) and when he came back the fire alarm went off and it was really funny because he just thought it was the bell for breaktime so he goes "Don't worry, you won't be delayed." And we all just looked at him for a minute and then we were like "Sir, that's a fire alarm." And he said "OH well then" and we all went out the fire door. I walked with Scott and Sam and we were laughing our heads off mocking the Caveman. Then we couldn't find the line so we all linked arms and wandered until we found it. Then the line was fun because Hannah's behind me and she rocks lol. And I was freezing so she kept hugging me. Hmm...this has happened before. Anyway, yah, twas funny. Then they extended break for us so yah cool.
Uh...today. Let me see how long I can make this.
First I had German, which was ok, because I don't think we really did very much. Uh...I remember having to answer like...two questions, which, lol, is actually a lot for me. So yah. And then me and Emma spent a vast amount of time moo-ing at each other and saying "The cow goes moo!" and stuff. That was fun. Then we were laughing at my headphones on the language labby thing (what do you call that actually? A workstation? I dunno. Always makes me feel like a pilot, or a DJ because mine always slip so I have to hold them on but then I need to write so I'm like grabbing them with one hand and writing with the other and my hair falls in my face so then I can't see...lol I hate the lanuage lab) because they were half borked. So yah...
Then I had Science. And MY GOD I was so retarded. The work was pretty easy. Mostly just copying off the board, then I made the guys do the experiment, which was really easy anyway, I'm just lazy. So yah I was really bored. So I went to talk to Glen and Nick and the Cat in the Hat and they were all massacring a calculator, which is obviously very normal behaviour...actually, for them it probably is. I decided to leave them to it, then later they started chucking the buttons at me. Meh. Anyway, as I've already said, I was really bored. And when I'm bored in Science I have a tendency to colour in the nail of my left hand little finger. A few times red and black, sometimes just black, once just red...well today I decided on blue. Dougie has these pens that he won't let me use, but I nicked them and then I took the blue one and I was colouring my nail in and it was so smooth and lovelyful to colour with and it suited my nail...when he nudged me. And it smudged. HE SMUDGED MY NAIL! Well I was like screw that, can't have a smudged nail. And being the retard that I am I stuck my finger in my mouth. And MY GOD that pen was the worst tasting stuff in the world! I mean, I've like drunk scented gel pen ink (yah that kinda makes it seem worse...that tastes pretty bad. But it makes you spit pretty colours. So bonus) but this was like arrrrrrgh times worse. So I was like "Oh my GOD that's DISGUSTING! and I got kinda stuck on a loop saying that over and over and I had loads of tictacs and I was laughing and apparently (according to Eddie) I was crying too. So yah I had a total freak out about how bad it tasted. Then after that Eddie was like "You're so over dramatic. No way does it taste that bad!" But he didn't wanna taste it so I win. Lol I'm so immature. OOO also I stole one of these little polystyrene balls because I wanted it. Good decision.
Uh...then we had break and I can't really remember anything much happening at break. Nothing much happens at break. Methinks twas cold. And methinks I ate Battenburg. And then me and Emmoa had History together with Mr Featherstone, and those lessons are always funny, and we got good marks for the test, so yay, but Cat in the Hat didn't hand hers in, horror of horrors! Lol. And sir sods off a lot, so when he disappeared I started a game of mini ping pong with Emma, which we turned into mini table football with our books as goals after we kept losing the ball...lol that rocked. Then I had to hide the ball when sir came back because he probably would have confiscated it.
Uh...Maths after that. OOO I actually understood the work. It was one of those lessons where part of me gets it but then if I try and work out what I'm doing I'm just totally lost. So I have to just trust my instincts and not stop in the middle. AND I got them ALL RIGHT! I was soooo proud.
Lunch was funny. We kept making Enchio laugh (not that it's hard, it's so easy to make her laugh and it's so sweet how easy it is to make her laugh) and there were the usual sexual innuendos (does that have another e? I dunno.) and the usual guys-treating-Mayory-like-a-ragdoll and I was freezing as usual. Also, me and Hannah are convinced that Enchi asked Hannah if she wanted to hold hands, but apparently that's not what she said. And Emmoa went mad giving out too many smarties. Lol usual lunch time.
Last lesson was...I.T. Ughness. At least I didn't get told off today. Nearly did but I saved myself at the last minute. Lightning reflexes. Hahahahaha. Yah I hate him. He sucks.
Home now. And freeeeeeeezing. And my room smells weird so I had to open the windows so it's gonna be like a fridge in there. And I get abandoned tonight.